Retribution is tricky. . . . The insult isn't usually worth the risk of punishment. And eventually one learns that karma has a surprising way of taking care of these situations. All you have to do is sit back and watch.

That's the difference between girls and women: Girls find men fascinating. Women know better.

If you smile, even if you’re feeling bad, the action of the muscles will trick your brain into thinking you’re happy

What I have yet to see is a real woman choose a younger man because he spent six hours a day at the gym trying to sculpt his abs.

The '80s was all about this idea that women could have it all. You could have a career, and you could have a husband, and you could have children.

In life,there are only four kinds of girls: The girl who played with fire. The girl who opened Pandora's Box. The girl who gave Adam the apple. And the girl whose best friend stole her boyfriend.

When you're alone, it's easier," she said a little wistfully. "You can do what you want. You don't have to go home.