A guy who is crazily, madly in love with you. A guy who sees how incredible and amazing you are, even though you’re not the cheerleader or even close to the prettiest girl in the school. A guy who thinks you’re beautiful, just the way you are.

Should, is the worst word in the English language. People always think things "should" be a certain way, and when they're not, they're disappointed.

Retribution is tricky. . . . The insult isn't usually worth the risk of punishment. And eventually one learns that karma has a surprising way of taking care of these situations. All you have to do is sit back and watch.

I don't go to parties to meet men. I go to parties to stand in a corner and watch people.

sometimes the best thing to do is to pretend it didn't happen

If you smile, even if you’re feeling bad, the action of the muscles will trick your brain into thinking you’re happy

Sometimes I want to be on 'The Real Housewives of New York.' I want to remind them to figure out how to get along and support each other.