Well I actually do have a country house in Connecticut with a population of 3,000. Like, how small is that? I spend a lot of time there - I write up there. So I kind of have the best of both worlds and I love going up there.

Should, is the worst word in the English language. People always think things "should" be a certain way, and when they're not, they're disappointed.

I make mistakes. That's what I do. I speak without thinking, I act without knowing. I drink so much that I can barely walk...I'm a fantastic lover though, and an amazing friend. God knows I mean well.

The only way to look at men is like they're electrons. They have all these charges sticking out, and they're always looking for a hole where they can put those charges.

Have I ever been in love? Really in love? And why is it that with each new guy I think I'm more in love with him than the last?

sometimes the best thing to do is to pretend it didn't happen

Sometimes I think all the trouble in the world is caused by men. If there were no men, women would always be happy. ~Carrie