Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.

I've always thought there are two ways of getting what you wanted in life.Forcing people to give it to you,or making them want to give it to you.

Oh I don't plan on getting married. It's a legalized form of prostitution.

We hate guys who date more than one woman at a time. I've always believed that what's unacceptable in one sex should, by definition, be unacceptable in the other.

I think, when men tell women to lose weight, it's a diversion from their own lack of size in certain areas.

I sometimes read in a gossip column that I was at a party when I was in Europe at the time. It sometimes feels I've got a Doppelganger somewhere.

Better alone than badly accompanied.