Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one

I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little.

Were women meant to do everything - work and have babies?

I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

I believe a lot in monogamy, let me tell you.

Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.