Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.

THE MAN. Can't they realize that mankind was founded on two basic principles? Religion and Death? The one motivates the other. Both motivate the man!

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.

I have never appreciated a quiet moment with a friend as much, a quiet moment with a book and I think part of that is my obsession with being older and time going faster and it's become increasingly sweeter for me.

I certainly love doing comedy and feel most comfortable near it.

Were women meant to do everything - work and have babies?

People can get crazier as they get older. I can just be weird whenever I want, and there's the freedom of not caring what people think.