Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.
At an age when most actresses are being phased out, I am being phased in - with a vengeance.
I was getting offers. I had just turned them down. Then I realized I should be grateful that at age 54, people were still offering me film roles.
It's impossible to be more flat-chested than I am.
Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.
I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little.