Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right after we'd slept together for the very first time she looked up at me with her chocolate-brown, trustworthy doe eyes and said, "I've got herpes. I thought you should know.
Caprice CranePeople can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other.
Caprice CraneBelieving there's no such thing as luck is very unlucky. Like, the worst. Beyond stealing someone's lucky four-leaf clover.
Caprice CraneIf you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a clichรฉ or an alcoholic.
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