When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved

People make changes in their life, and they blend and assimilate. They find a way to make it work. That's where I've always taken the wrong turn. By not taking a turn at all.

People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other.

You need a little bit of the crazy to keep things fun.

Believing there's no such thing as luck is very unlucky. Like, the worst. Beyond stealing someone's lucky four-leaf clover.

All of my most significant moments somehow involved music. It's like my life was a John Hughes film and somebody had to put together the perfect soundtrack.

Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.