I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.
Carl HiaasenThere's this false notion that this is a regional phenomenon, when in fact every state in the union has hardcore rednecks. No exceptions.
Carl HiaasenAs frightening as this may sound, what you see in the books is the way I see the world. And so far I haven't seen anything, either in Florida or elsewhere, to dissuade me from it.
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