Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.

...Right now there's a pair of bad cops on their way out here to shoot me." "You don't know that." "Yeah, you're right," Stranahan said. "They're probably just collecting Toys for Tots. Now go.

Disney world is an armpit compared to Montana.

The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind.

My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water.

Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to get that well of venom and outrage boiling than a newsroom, because you're on the front lines.

I think it's always good for the author to stay a good cattle prod's distance from the actual moviemaking.