Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a little silence.

I won't be making any friends in the corporate suites.

No deliberative body is manifestly less qualified to make decisions about public education than our state Legislature. With a few shining exceptions, most of these clowns don't read, can't write, and clearly can't add.

Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed.

Hey. Sometimes to conclusions.

Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.

I still do a weekly opinion column for the Miami Herald, and it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Rotten fish.