There's this false notion that this is a regional phenomenon, when in fact every state in the union has hardcore rednecks. No exceptions.
Carl HiaasenGarcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.
Carl HiaasenI think it's always good for the author to stay a good cattle prod's distance from the actual moviemaking.
Carl HiaasenThe first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind.
Carl Hiaasen