There's so much hate that we direct externally that we forget we have our own psychos. But that's the role of the satirist - you have to examine your own country and say, look!

and in the meantime don't jump to conclusions.

One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb.

The one word that no politician will ever speak, is 'enough.' Enough.

Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, it's hard to beat Sarah Palin's ignorant nattering on the subject.

No deliberative body is manifestly less qualified to make decisions about public education than our state Legislature. With a few shining exceptions, most of these clowns don't read, can't write, and clearly can't add.

Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.