Jimmy Lee Baylis was a wise man, and knew better than to talk back to the man who signed his paycheck.
Carl HiaasenThe first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind.
Carl HiaasenI love reality shows. The folks who dream up some of these concepts are either geniuses, or totally stoned.
Carl HiaasenGarcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.
Carl HiaasenY'see, I get so bored so easily. I like to start with a clean slate each time. Sure, I'll have characters drop in and out of books but the main cast of characters always changes. Maybe I'm wrong but I think if had the same joe detective guy or gal, I wouldn't write them as well; I wouldn't do as good a job.
Carl Hiaasen