A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.

I am an atheist. I have a very different take on who God is. Man invented God because he needed him. God is us.

I'm not a believer, I call myself an atheist. It was man who invented God. I once wrote that there are 15 things I know about God, and one is that he is allergic to shellfish. There are far too many commandments and you really only need one: Do not hurt anybody.

Id like to acknowledge three people who early on knew Mel Brooks was one of the funniest people in the world: Sid Caesar, me, and Mel Brooks.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.