A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

I am an atheist. I have a very different take on who God is. Man invented God because he needed him. God is us.

Lust is easy. Love is hard. Life is most important.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. ~Swedish Proverb Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important.

Improvisation is just writing in front of an audience.