A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

Improvisation is just writing in front of an audience.

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

Lust is easy. Love is hard. Life is most important.

I write books that way - I put a first line down and say, "Where does this go?"