A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

When you denigrate people, they have two ways to fight back - with their fists and guns, or their mouths. And mouths are seemingly the easiest way to not get hit back. If people are laughing, they're not going to hit you.

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.

I write books that way - I put a first line down and say, "Where does this go?"

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. ~Swedish Proverb Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important.

Lust is easy. Love is hard. Life is most important.

Improvisation is just writing in front of an audience.