A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.
The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.
I'm not a believer, I call myself an atheist. It was man who invented God. I once wrote that there are 15 things I know about God, and one is that he is allergic to shellfish. There are far too many commandments and you really only need one: Do not hurt anybody.
Improvisation is just writing in front of an audience.
I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.