I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

When you denigrate people, they have two ways to fight back - with their fists and guns, or their mouths. And mouths are seemingly the easiest way to not get hit back. If people are laughing, they're not going to hit you.

I am an atheist. I have a very different take on who God is. Man invented God because he needed him. God is us.

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a fool but you're the fool in charge.

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.