The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life.
Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats.
The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.
Cleanliness in the cat world is usually a virtue put above godliness.
A cat is never vulgar.
Cats have gnosis to a degree that is granted to few bishops.