They're all sources of material. What I love about what I do, the more you talk about your life, there are so many people who have similar experiences.

Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.

I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.

I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.

My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,'

Oh, this is fun - went to a nude beach for the first time. Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a nude beach? Thought it would be all sexy and hot. Oh my God, what a flubber fest! Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked - didn't make me want to take off my clothes, made me want to take out my contacts.

Growing up, it was always, 'If you buy kosher meat, they're killed humanely.' But I've seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was humane 100 years ago is not humane anymore. The ways animals suffer, I just couldn't be a part of it anymore.