Obviously, at this age, I've lost people in my life. But with a parent, it's just different. I was very attached to my father and had this naive little-girl notion that he'd always be around. So I'm finding acceptance of my father's death is the hardest thing to accept.

Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom.

Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye!

I always say to women, 'Take advantage of the fact that you're in the minority, don't see it as a disadvantage. You're that much more unique when there's fewer of you.

I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.