One day Mum saved up for this exciting new thing - a frozen chicken. She cooked it on the Sunday and we all sat around waiting for it, but there was a terrible smell from the kitchen. She didn't realise that the giblets were in a plastic bag inside it. We just ate vegetables and she cried and cried.
Carol VordermanI can't be bothered to go to the gym, though. I honestly just can't be bothered - it's the most boring thing on Earth. I have tried and every six months I go 'right, I'm going to the gym'. Then I do it for two weeks and get so bored by it.
Carol VordermanOnce you have children it's love without bounds. You would die for them in an instant, without question. How can you better that?
Carol VordermanI would put belly laughing at the top of my highlights list. They always say that laughter is the best medicine.
Carol Vorderman