I cannot do the piece-of-talking-meat thing, the 'Here's your money, wear a pretty dress and take the cheque.' I'm not made that way. I have to be as good as I can be at whatever I do.

The photoshoot glitz and TV studio make-up isn't the real me.

I can't be bothered to go to the gym, though. I honestly just can't be bothered - it's the most boring thing on Earth. I have tried and every six months I go 'right, I'm going to the gym'. Then I do it for two weeks and get so bored by it.

My commitment is to my kids and my mum and I'm having a whale of a time.

I drive a tiny Toyota iQ. I'm quite frugal and often cut my own hair.

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.

Most people have the wrong idea about me because I've been very private.