Come to think of [a handsome young carpenter], Harrison Ford used to be a carpenter.
I still give my friends relationship advice, of course, and I'm not bad at it. 'Anyone's crisis but mine' is my motto.
Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.
Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
You're not famous until you're a Pez dispenser.
I probably have more male friends that talk about us in a way that doesn't thrill me. I sometimes get a bit surprised when females talk like that around men.