I used to want to gamble, too, until I was 20 and could actually go to a casino. Then I wasn't so crazy about the attitude.

My fear is that I will be crushed in an elevator and my mother will get hold of my journals from my adolescence.

I'm fond of kissing. It's part of my job. God sent me down to kiss a lot of people.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

The only one who didn't know was George Lucas. We kept it from him, because we wanted to see what his face looked like when it changed expression--and he fooled us even then. He got Industrial Light and Magic to change his facial expressions for him and THX sound to make the noise of a face-changing expression.

I guess, as they say, I never acquired a taste for [caviar].

I have tons of stuff that, you know, seems like it's a well-constructed sentence but it is not how people talk, it's how people write. So that's why I think it's sometimes easier for me to write for actors 'cause I know what's frustrating about, you know, sentences that come out just perfect. Well, who talks like that? And who of us don't overlap each other? Except on the radio, hopefully.