My fear is that I will be crushed in an elevator and my mother will get hold of my journals from my adolescence.

Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.

I rarely think about my childhood. It's a slippery thing I can't keep hold of for long - it slithers out of my grasp. And a lot of the time I remember what was missing instead of what was there. I am a chronicler of absence.

Kevin Smith is a very challenging conversationalist and Jay has many great stories.

What worries me is, what if this guy is really the one for me and I just haven't had enough therapy yet for me to be comfortable with having found him.

Your innermost urges will tell you what strategy to employ to accomplish your special purpose while doing the work you enjoy.

I quote fictional characters, because I'm a fictional character myself!