Until adolescence I thought I had the best mother in the world. Such a graceful mother. I had this fantasy that I was the wrong daughter.

I'm the wife Spike Lee deserves. A white woman, which he says he would never be with, so let's get someone really white. I am Spike Lee's wife from Hell. I'm white and weird and I won't pay enough attention to him. If he does any more of those angry interviews, I'm going to write him and see if he wants the wife he deserves.

I have a girlfriend who talks like that all the time. Who constantly complain about their periods and plumbing and stuff.

I don't think Christmas is necessarily about things. It's about being good to one another, it's about the Christian ethic, it's about kindness.

What doesn't kill men makes them stronger. What doesn't kill women makes men breakfast.

Leia follows me like a vague smell.

If you look at the person that someone chooses to have a relationship with, you'll see what they think of themselves.