I always felt the Jewish part more. In fact, growing up I felt like a Jew among WASPs. My brother is more decidedly Waspy.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

A lot of the time, I'm just smart enough to be unhappy.

Certainly there are people who like me, but then there are those who don't know me who gossip about me. You can't believe the things I've heard.

I like performing. I like partnering with an audience.

I have two moods. One is Roy, rollicking Roy, the wild ride of a mood. And Pam, sediment Pam, who stands on the shore and sobs... Sometimes the tide is in, sometimes it's out.

The only thing worse than being hurt is everyone knowing that you're hurt.