A lot of times, people think they're the only ones that feel a certain way.

I think of my body as a side effect of my mind. Like a thought I had once that manifested itself-- Oops! Oh no! Manifested. Look at this. Now we have to buy clothes and everything.

I don't think Christmas is necessarily about things. It's about being good to one another, it's about the Christian ethic, it's about kindness.

Here's what I've learned: that someone can change the course of history with a box cutter.

Come to think of [a handsome young carpenter], Harrison Ford used to be a carpenter.

Mistakes are a drag, because you get in the area of regret and self-pity.

He's a very strange guy, my father. I can't get mad at him because he's so adorable.