I must say I can appreciate it when males are very male. Like Harrison [Ford], for instance. He's pretty butch. I guess I prefer butch to terribly fey.

Saying you're an alcoholic and an addict is like saying you're from Los Angeles and from California.

The only thing worse than being hurt is everyone knowing that you're hurt.

I quote fictional characters, because I'm a fictional character myself!

I like having written better than I like having acted.

Oh! This'll impress you - I'm actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, I'm a PEZ dispenser and I'm in the abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you can't have it all?

I don't really understand it - marriage.