In the Fifties, my parents were known as 'America's sweethearts'. Their pictures graced the covers of all the newspapers. They were the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston of their day.

I guess I could Debra Winger in any number of things. She's so luminous - it's a birth defect.

I did masses of opiates religiously.

I'd like to wear my old [cinnamon buns] hairstyle again - but with white hair. I think that would be funny.

I quote fictional characters, because I'm a fictional character myself!

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

I used to want to gamble, too, until I was 20 and could actually go to a casino. Then I wasn't so crazy about the attitude.