Now I say I'm a diarist with an explanation I'll get back to you on. Someday I may try and write in memoir form.

My father was a joyous, joyous spirit, he really was. He was a hedonist, that was just - he enjoyed life, thrust up to the elbows with it. He was a terrible father. I don't know that he was parented that well.

I quote fictional characters, because I'm a fictional character myself!

Guys are great before you know who they are,' said Lucy. 'They're great when you're still with who they might be.

What worries me is, what if this guy is really the one for me and I just haven't had enough therapy yet for me to be comfortable with having found him.

Kevin Smith is a very challenging conversationalist and Jay has many great stories.

Instant gratification takes too long.