I quote fictional characters, because I'm a fictional character myself!

My mother had an amazing life, and she's someone to admire.

I've got to stop getting obsessed with human beings and fall in love with a chair. Chairs have everything human beings have to offer, and less, which is obviously what I need. Less emotional feedback, less warmth, less approval, less patience and less response. The less the merrier. Chairs it is. I must furnish my heart with feelings for furniture.

In my opinion, a problem derails your life and an inconvenience is not being able to get a nice seat on the un-derailed train.

A lot of the time, I'm just smart enough to be unhappy.

I envy people who have the capacity to sit with another human being and find them endlessly interesting, I would rather watch TV. Of course this becomes eventually known to the other person.

Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.