Having waited my entire life to get an award for something, anything...I now get awards all the time for being mentally ill. Itโs better than being bad at being insane, right? How tragic would it be to be runner-up for Bipolar Woman of the Year?
Carrie FisherThere are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.
Carrie FisherYou know how most illnesses have symptoms you can recognize? Like fever, upset stomach, chills, whatever. Well, with manic depression, it's sexual promiscuity, excessive spending, and substance abuse - and that just sounds like a fantastic weekend in Vegas to me!
Carrie Fisher