And when you're young you want to fit in. Hell, I still want to fit in with certain humans, but as you get older you get a little more discriminating.

No, as it turns out, I really like being congratulated on my weight loss. I like it so much, it's tragic.

I hate caviar. Ugh! The freebase of food!

Kevin Smith is a very challenging conversationalist and Jay has many great stories.

People see me and they squeal like tropical birds or seals stranded on the beach.

Mania starts off fun, not sleeping for days, keeping company with your brain, which has become a wonderful computer, showing 24 TV channels all about you. That goes horribly wrong after awhile.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.