Oh! This'll impress you - I'm actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, I'm a PEZ dispenser and I'm in the abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you can't have it all?

Two of the saddest words in the English language are, 'What party?' And LA is the 'What party?' capital of the world.

The parrots are great. They do something I refer to as "the Phone Call from Venus." They repeat all my phone conversations. It can very annoying - like having a lot of children in the house screaming.

I'll never be known for my work with boundaries.

I can like men who are a little light in the loafers.

Revenge may not be a particularly high consciousness-oriented activity.

My favorite films are ones that have my lines in it, and I like those lines. And I like to hear them.