The parrots are great. They do something I refer to as "the Phone Call from Venus." They repeat all my phone conversations. It can very annoying - like having a lot of children in the house screaming.

I don't think Christmas is necessarily about things. It's about being good to one another, it's about the Christian ethic, it's about kindness.

Generally someone will eventually tell you that you have to do something to help yourself.

Nobody wants to read about a good-looking happy person.

This actress named Lisa Eilbacher. I was up for the part in Shampoo and friends of mine kept telling me she was going around saying all these bad things about me. It's like we're still in the sixth grade sometimes.

Sometimes I feel like I've got my nose pressed up against the window of a bakery, only I'm the bread.

My life is like a lone, forgotten Q-Tip in the second-to-last drawer.