Celebrity is just obscurity biding its time.

I guess, as they say, I never acquired a taste for [caviar].

You're not famous until you're a Pez dispenser.

I like birds and dogs. I'm allergic to cats.

Come to think of [a handsome young carpenter], Harrison Ford used to be a carpenter.

I am a very discreet human when it comes to other people.

Drugs made me feel more normal.