I didn't confide in men. Well, I didn't confide in anyone.

My mom is a little bit eccentric. I mean, she does - she has a lot of unique ideas. For example, she thought that I should have a child with her last husband, Richard, because it would have nice eyes.

It creates community when you talk about private things and you can find other people that have the same things.

You're not surprised when alcoholics act like alcoholics. It's more surprising when non-alcoholics start acting like alcoholics.

I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel.

Here's how men think. Sex, work - and those are reversible, depending on age - sex, work, food, sports and lastly, begrudgingly, relationships. And here's how women think. Relationships, relationships, relationships, work, sex, shopping, weight, food.

I am someone who will rise to an occasion like that. Other occasions can defeat me.