My father just got out of the Betty Ford Clinic. He's in his 60s, and this was the first time he ever did anything like that.

I spent a year in a 12-step program, really committed, because I could not believe what had happened - that I might have killed myself.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

Still, the word "boyfriend" starts to sound pathetic after age 30.

Celebrity is just obscurity biding its time.

I always just looked really like someone who will someday be on prescription medication.

I guess I do carry a bit of male energy. It's like what I always say - two yangs don't make a right.