I don't know about understood. I think that unless you are forced to understand - unless it is an issue of yours - you wouldn't bother to.

A lot of the time, I'm just smart enough to be unhappy.

Never love for me, only obsession.

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that you're eating fish eggs. Ugh!

Two of the saddest words in the English language are, 'What party?' And LA is the 'What party?' capital of the world.

Instant gratification takes too long.

I'd like to wear my old [cinnamon buns] hairstyle again - but with white hair. I think that would be funny.