Sometimes I feel like I've got my nose pressed up against the window of a bakery, only I'm the bread.

I love the idea of God, but it's not stylistically in keeping with the way I function. I would describe myself as an enthusiastic agnostic who would be happy to be shown that there is a God. I can see that people who believe in God are happier. ... But I doubt.

Happy is one of the many things I'm likely to be over the course of a day and certainly over the course of a lifetime. But I think if you have the expectation that you're going to be happy throughout your life--more to the point, if you have a need to be comfortable all the time--well, among other things, you have the makings of a classic drug addict or alcoholic.

Running for office is the least aerobic of the socially interactive sports.

I can like men who are a little light in the loafers.

[When Harry Met Sally] was fine, but it was a job. And I did it right after The 'Burbs.

People are still asking me if I knew Star Wars was going to be that big of a hit. Yes, we all knew. The only one who didn't know was George.