I probably have more male friends that talk about us in a way that doesn't thrill me. I sometimes get a bit surprised when females talk like that around men.

There are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.

Good anecdote--bad reality.

I can't say that period talk is my favorite bonding arena. But I also think it's sort of funny.

My mom had the breakdown for the family, and I went into therapy for all of us.

Never love for me, only obsession.

Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.