I have tons of stuff that, you know, seems like it's a well-constructed sentence but it is not how people talk, it's how people write. So that's why I think it's sometimes easier for me to write for actors 'cause I know what's frustrating about, you know, sentences that come out just perfect. Well, who talks like that? And who of us don't overlap each other? Except on the radio, hopefully.

I hate caviar. Ugh! The freebase of food!

Here's how men think. Sex, work - and those are reversible, depending on age - sex, work, food, sports and lastly, begrudgingly, relationships. And here's how women think. Relationships, relationships, relationships, work, sex, shopping, weight, food.

Saying you're an alcoholic and an addict is like saying you're from Los Angeles and from California.

I don't want to be thought of as a survivor because you have to continue getting involved in difficult situations to show off that particular gift, and I'm not interested in doing that anymore.

It's very good to get through them (drugs) while you're still young and then talk about how great or bad it was for the rest of your life.

You know how they say that religion is the opiate of the masses? Well I took masses of opiates religiously.