I got the part [in the Shampoo]. But it was this very unpleasantly rivalry tug.

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.

What worries me is, what if this guy is really the one for me and I just haven't had enough therapy yet for me to be comfortable with having found him.

I never really saw [my father] at all when I was growing up.

Having waited my entire life to get an award for something, anything...I now get awards all the time for being mentally ill. It’s better than being bad at being insane, right? How tragic would it be to be runner-up for Bipolar Woman of the Year?

There are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.

Sid said that drugs weren't the problem, life was the problem. Drugs were the solution.