I got the part [in the Shampoo]. But it was this very unpleasantly rivalry tug.

As a matter of fact [my mother] is very happily married. To a very nice southern gentleman named Roanoke - her first non-Jewish husband, as she likes to say.

My fear is that I will be crushed in an elevator and my mother will get hold of my journals from my adolescence.

Revenge may not be a particularly high consciousness-oriented activity.

I get lots of awards for being mentally ill. Apparently, I am better at being mentally ill than almost anything else I've ever done. Seriously - I have a shelf of awards for being bipolar.

I guess I do carry a bit of male energy. It's like what I always say - two yangs don't make a right.

Me being an actor was an accident, and not something I wanted to do, because I knew what happened eventually. Yeah, maybe you'd get famous, but then you wouldn't be famous anymore. Then you'd have to scramble to get back to where you were, and chances are, you wouldn't.