Saying you're an alcoholic and an addict is like saying you're from Los Angeles and from California.

You know the bad thing about being a survivor... You keep having to get into difficult situations in order to show off your gift.

I can't say that period talk is my favorite bonding arena. But I also think it's sort of funny.

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

I've often said to myself, "Thank God I can write, 'cause this is hilarious." I actually wanted to go into all that more in the book, but my editor thought it was too crazy.

I'm fond of kissing. It's part of my job. God sent me down to kiss a lot of people.

I went to drama college in England - the Central School of Speech and Drama, in London. I was there for not quite two years, then I got Star Wars.