It's hard to date once you're a big Star Wars star because you don't want to give people the ability to say, "I had sex with Princess Leia."

My father just got out of the Betty Ford Clinic. He's in his 60s, and this was the first time he ever did anything like that.

I guess high verbal skills are highest in my list of necessary qualifications for a man - for anyone actually. I like to talk. And I don't necessarily move far, but I move fast.

Leia follows me like a vague smell.

I am a spy in the house of me. I report back from the front lines of the battle that is me. I am somewhat nonplused by the event that is my life.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

He's a very strange guy, my father. I can't get mad at him because he's so adorable.