You're only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I'm funny about it.

No, as it turns out, I really like being congratulated on my weight loss. I like it so much, it's tragic.

I just admire my mother very much.

I am a spy in the house of me. I report back from the front lines of the battle that is me. I am somewhat nonplused by the event that is my life.

I guess, as they say, I never acquired a taste for [caviar].

A lot of people have told me, you know, that what I've written about, they identify with strongly.

Acting engenders and harbours qualities that are best left way behind in adolesence.