No, as it turns out, I really like being congratulated on my weight loss. I like it so much, it's tragic.

Never love for me, only obsession. Someone has to stand still for you to love them. My choices are always on the run.

Two of the saddest words in the English language are, 'What party?' And LA is the 'What party?' capital of the world.

Kevin Smith is a very challenging conversationalist and Jay has many great stories.

Drugs made me feel more normal.

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that you're eating fish eggs. Ugh!

We live in America,' he said. 'Everyone who speaks English understands you. How they interpret you is something else.