Actually,I am a failed anorexic. I have anorexic thinking, but I can't seem to muster the behavoir

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that you're eating fish eggs. Ugh!

I mean, most fun things are bad for you in one way or another.

I used to want to gamble, too, until I was 20 and could actually go to a casino. Then I wasn't so crazy about the attitude.

I think that now most people know someone in their family that is coping with something, but there is still a tremendous amount of shame - that one is still regarded as a defective unit ... if only they would pull up their bootstraps - they are only indulging their emotions, everybody's moody, blah, blah, blah.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.