I spent a year in a 12-step program, really committed, because I could not believe what had happened - that I might have killed myself.

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap."

The parrots are great. They do something I refer to as "the Phone Call from Venus." They repeat all my phone conversations. It can very annoying - like having a lot of children in the house screaming.

As we all know, there is no underwear in space.

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that you're eating fish eggs. Ugh!

Sex was for men. Marriage, like lifeboats, was for women and children.

I must say I can appreciate it when males are very male. Like Harrison [Ford], for instance. He's pretty butch. I guess I prefer butch to terribly fey.